Suck it Uncle Sam (Goodbye USA)

Suck it Uncle Sam (Goodbye USA)

Well here I am, sitting at Gate 120 for Cathay Pacific flight 883 to Hong Kong with a connection to Singapore. I’ve got a little less than an hour till I say good riddance to Uncle Sam’s hairy ass and say hello to my new asian world.


Bu that’s not totally true. I know I’ll miss it. I’ll miss Panda Express making me feel like was just had an alien baby implanted in my belly; I’ll miss the hours spent every day in the only true free parking in Los Angles that many seem to call Freeways. But most of all I’ll miss the people. Yeah sure, I’ll miss my friends, but there’s that lovely contention and egoism that only LA knows, that I think I’ll miss most. While I don’t know what the people of Singapore are like quite yet, I do have an inkling I won’t just be able to assume that girl at Starbucks with the blonde hair with her hand on her hip isn’t a downright bitch anymore. While the main reason will be that asians rarely have blonde hair, it’s partially because chances are a pretty girl in LA is an actor, and hates her job working at Chili’s .

Okay they’re calling me on the plane now so I’ll have to cut this short. See ya on the other side. Literally. The other side of the World.


3 Comments on Suck it Uncle Sam (Goodbye USA)

  • Kathy says:
    October 8, 2012 - 11:00pm at 11:00 pm

    bye Wyatt…….. love you!


  • Jenna says:
    October 9, 2012 - 11:11pm at 11:11 pm

    I love ya, too!! And, that was really, really funny. Kind of seemed like a different side of you was flying to the other side. I feel like I’ve never heard things like that from you -like the blonde haired girl part. So funny. Be safe! Hope you’re feeling good!


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