What are you doing here?

Are you in search of buried chests bursting with blood diamonds? Are you seeking out exclusive wisdom and special skills only witnessed in mythical gods and some TMZ reporters? Are you bored in class and don’t want to listen to your so called “professor” talk about logical syllogisms in Tod Akin’s speech or jabber on about the metaphorical tone of Faulkner’s Sanctuary any longer?

If you either answered “Yes” or “What?” to any of the above questions then you are in the right spot. If you answered “No” to any of the above questions then you are in the right spot (but really…who can deny a chest of blood diamonds?).

Who am I?

The name is Wyatt Eagle Biessel and I am an actor/adventurer/purveyor of all things awesome. I was born and raised in Alaska and studied at Chapman University in Southern California. I like cheese (perhaps too much) and making fun of those foolish enough to live lives lacking fun. I start a lot of sentences with the letter “I”, especially when they’re about me.

What am I doing here?

What am I doing here? While I could say I’m trying to document my adventures, both here in the USA, and my upcoming year at Universal Studios Singapore, that would be daft.

In truth, I am merely snapping some photos and exercising my egotistical right to write; to set quill to screen. I am, without better words, spilling my brainnards upon your soul.

Good luck getting out that stain.



Photo by Shawn Biessel